This movie is not good. It’s a bad kind of not good. AND what’s more… It has TONS of sins!
- And we count the sins to prove why.
- A 10 hour superhero movie where it rains all the time and it’s awesome.
- “It’s satire” doesn’t fly if you mix in legitimate errors in your videos.
- You have been warned, you few who bother to read these video descriptions.
- “Female A Cappella group actually thought that singing Ace of Base would not end in at least one of their singers vomiting on stage.”
Anyway, here are the sins of Halloween, the 2018 remake. It’s actually pretty lame, outside of a couple diana palazon desnuda really cool moments. And it’s got sins. And hell, we weren’t going to sit on this until the real October came around. Jordan Peele leaped into the horror scene with the acclaimed Get Out.
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BUT it still has sins! They are still making Anabelle movies. And Anabelle Comes Home is the third one. And it has LOTS of sins. The Princess Bride is one of the greatest movies ever made, full stop.
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Unsurprisingly, we found plenty wrong. The third Toy Story is arguably the best of the bunch, but it’s also the least necessary. Regardless of where you place it in the rankings… It’s got sins, yo. So we did our thing.
Midsommar is a movie that some people loved, some other people loved even more, and then a whole lot of people didn’t watch it because a friend told them it wasn’t for them. We honestly don’t care if you loved it or hated it… We just count the sins. Well, here’s a late ’90s action film that plenty of people love, but those people are all… This is a sinful movie. Con Air has lots of sins.
We counted its sins. Somewhere along the line, The Rock decided it was fun to make a couple bad movies every year, to balance out the occasional good movie he makes. And so we got Rampage. Here is a Justice League movie we are happy to sin right now, and it’s Justice League Dark… One of the weirdest animated movies I’ve ever seen.
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You know how we do. Pixar’s first full-length feature film, Toy Story, made tons of money at the box office and is beloved by pretty much anyone with a soul. So naturally we decided to take our motto of “no movie is without sin,” and test its accuracy against the godfather of modern computer-animated films. It’s finally time to count the sins of the Michael Bay-est of all the Michael Bay movies… As you might expect, we found plenty wrong with it. Hey, you know what people love?
He’s completely and totally awesome… At least 75% of the time. Then there’s the Crystal Skull, a movie is so reviled, it’s one of our most requested sins videos of all time. If only to quiet the nagging mob… Here’s everything wrong with Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Distractingly Long Title.